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Fill the most of the shaft and testicles with plastic pellets.A long time ago, the guy I was dating asked if I would make him a set of cock and balls. An extra flap (or "taint" covers the opening of the testicles. Turn the tip of the penis inside out and work in the backs of the stitches.I guess he was inspired after he saw me make a sock monkey. (You will be crocheting in the opposite direction) Sc 3 sts tog around (16 sts) Rnd 18: Turn the tip back so everything is right side out again. (You will be changing directions again, going back in the normal direction) (32 sts) Rnd 19: sl st to first st of round. Continue to sc in each sc around until the shaft is 8 inches long, or the length you desire. Finishing: Put the openings of the testicles together.Fast-forward about 4 years: Mom: What are you making? Do not break the yarn or turn work, but continue to work the "taint." "Taint" (for lack of a better term): Row 1: sl st in the first st of the next round. Sc in the next 18 sc (18 sts) Rows 2-6: turn, ch1, sc in each sc across. Testicles (make 2): Rnd 1: ch 2, 6 sc in second ch from hook, Place marker on the first stitch (6 sts.) Rnd 2: 2 sc in each sc around (12 sts) Rnd 3: (1 sc in next sc, 2 sc in next sc) around (18 sts) Rnd 4: sc in next sc (2 sc in next sc, sc in next 2 sc) 5 times, 2 sc in next sc, sc in next sc (24 sts) Rnd 5: sc in each sc around Rnd 6: (sc in next 3 sc, 2 sc in next sc) around (30 sts) Rnd 7: sc in each sc around Rnd 8: sc in next 2 sc (2 sc in next sc, sc in next 4 sc) 5 times, 2 sc in next sc, sc in next 2 sc (36 sts) Rnd 9: sc in each sc around Rnd 10: (sc in next 5 sc, 2 sc in next sc) around (42 sts) Rnds11-14: sc in each sc around Rnd 15: (sc2tog, sc in next 5 sc) around (36 sts) Rnd 16: sc in each sc around Rnd 17: sc in next 2 sc, (sc2tog, sc in next 4 sc) 5 times, sc2tog, sc in next 2 sc (30sts) Rnd 18: sc in each sc around Rnd 19: (sc2tog, sc in next 3 sc) around (24 sts) Rnd 20: sc in each sc around Rnd 21: sc in next sc, (sc2tog, sc in next 2 sc) 5 times, sc2tog, sc in next sc. With a tapestry needle, sew 6 sts on the last round of each testicle together. Materials Gauge 7 USsc to an inch Pattern Notes The beanis is crocheted from the head of the penis up. Abbreviations Ch chain Sl st slip stitch Sc single crochet US (same as double crochet UK) Dc double crochet US (same as treble crochet UK) Hdc half double crochet US (same as half treble crochet UK) Trc tripple crochet US (same as double treble crochet UK) () parentheses indicate a section to be repeated Directions Shaft (starting at the tip of the glans): Rnd 1: ch 2, 6 sc in second ch from hook, Place marker on the first stitch (6 sts.) Rnd 2: 2 sc in each sc around (12 sts) Rnd 3: sc in each sc around Rnd 4: (1 sc in next sc, 2 sc in next sc) around (18 sts) Rnd 5: sc in each sc around Rnd 6: sc in next sc (2 sc in next sc, sc in next 2 sc) 5 times, 2 sc in next sc, sc in next sc (24 sts) Rnd 7: sc in each sc around Rnd 8: (sc in next 3 sc, 2 sc in next sc) around (30 sts) Rnd 9: sc in each sc around Rnd 10: sc in next 2 sc (2 sc in next sc, sc in next 4 sc) 5 times, 2 sc in next sc, sc in next 2 sc (36 sts) Rnds 11 and 12: sc in each sc around Rnd 13: (sc in next 5 sc, 2 sc in next sc) around (42 sts) Rnds 14 and 15: sc in each sc around Rnd 16: sc in next 3 sc (2 sc in next sc, sc in next 6 sc) 5 times, 2sc in next sc, sc in next 3 sc (48 sts) Rnd 17: The next part is a bit weird.

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